AND FINALLY… THE BIG TISSUE

You may remember Baroka FC ‘keeper Mamelodi Sundowns making headlines last year after scoring an outrageous overhead kick. He’s back in the news again, but this time for all the wrong reasons. Have a look.

Cristian Campestrini joins the likes of Shay Given and Andy Dibble (Google him, kids) in being caught out by lurking forward. Like those before him, Campestrini forgot to look over his shoulder before rolling the ball out in front of him and it cost his Puelba side a point against Chivas in the 94th minute, At 36, you’d think he’d know better.

San Jose Earthquakes forward Chris Wondolowski has two goals in 2017. He’s unlikely to add many to his tally with this sort of finishing – his hilarious effort apt for this game against New England Revolution, ending 0-0.

Have a look at this preposterous dive from Olympiakos forward Karim Ansarifard, theatrically throwing himself to the floor when an AEK Athens defender dares to go within a postcode of the Iranian. Rather than sheepishly accepting his mistake, he doubles down – contininuing to argue with the unimpressed officials.