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Despite having a one-man advantage, Fenerbache lost 4-2 at home to Besiktas this week and former-West Ham United forward Enner Valencia played his part in his side’s demise. His dreadful penalty in the 52nd minute is yet another entry in our growing catalogue of terrible run-ups leading to terrible misses.

At this point, about half of our #ICYMI entries come from the legendary (and unrivalled) video spotting talents of Guardian sport journalist James Dart. And this week, he’s somehow found this absolute peach from the depths of English non-league football. An absolute classic – thanks again James!

Does anyone attempting a stupid two-man penalty routine deserve to miss, like Rayo Vallecano did against Girona this week? In our humble opinion, it would have to be yes.

Pantomime villains are part and parcel of football – and there’s a new king in town. Zsombor Senkó of DVTK in Hungary’s second tier not once, but twice, smashed the dreams of MTK Budapest’s seven-year-old mascot after the home side gave him the chance to score on his birthday. Keeper says no…

We’re into the knockout phase of the CONCACAF Champions League and if this clip is anything to go by, the quality of football on offer is top notch once again. MLS veterans (founded 2018) Austin FC travelled to Violetta this week only to be humbled 3-0 by the Haitian side – in part thanks to this awful piece of defending from Amro Tarek. The most clownish own goal we’ve seen since last week.

Argentina’s second division is the provider of this week’s #ICYMI malady, as Temperley beat Nueva Chicago 1-0 thanks to this ridiculous chain of events. While complaining about a penalty, the Torito defenders conspired to score the most ludicrous own goal you’ll ever see. Farcical.

With spring almost here the League of Ireland is getting underway and Shelbourne’s opener against Drogeha United did not disappoint – behold Matty Smith marking the new season with an absolutely classic miss, one that’ll be hard to beat for the rest of the year.

This week’s #ICYMI is a piece of non-league magic from the Middlesex County League, where Clapton CFC beat CB Hounslow United Res 3-2 this week thanks in part to this absolute belter from James Briggs. Take a bow.

Hearts beat Dundee United 3-1 at home this week and Stephen Humphrys sealed the victory with this absolute belter of a goal from his own half. Goal of the Year contender.

PSG’s director of football Kylian Mbappé missed two penalties against Montpellier this week and the second of the two is a real peach. Was of little consequence in the end, though, as the world’s most expensive team won 3-1 and strolled on towards their ninth Ligue Un title in 11 years.

Our ICYMI travels this week take us to the Campionato Primavera, or the Italian youth leagues, where AC Milan were taking on Hellas Verona in an under-19 clash. Moroccan defender Ayman El Wafi may well have a long and fruitful career ahead of him, but we doubt he’ll ever come close to matching the boneheaded way he conceded the penalty which led to Milan’s equaliser. No need for VAR, here…

Fortaleza’s Yago Pikachu did not live up to the his Pokémon namesake, failing to light up his side’s match against Caucaia in Brazil’s Cearense 1 state division. One of the worst misses we’ve seen in a good while.

Japan’s Takagawa Gakuen side are notorious for their daft free-kick routines and their first contribution of 2023 is spectacular: all build up, no pay-off.

Unless you’ve been hiding under a rock you’ll have noticed England crashed out of the World Cup, with Harry Kane spurning the chance to equalise from the spot. Queue internet sleuths discovering an old advert which might just explain what went wrong.

Arsenal played Lyon in Dubai this week as part of their per-season/mid-season warm-up. Despite the Gunners winning 3-0 in normal time there was a penalty shoot-out after the game in which six penalties were missed. Behold Mathis Cherki’s failed panenka which was the worst of the lot. Truly dreadful.

Italy failed to qualify for the Qatar 2022 World Cup, and with ICYMI talent like Diego Stramaccioni coming through the ranks of Juventus’ under-23 team it’s not hard to see why.

Brazil are one of the favourites to win this winter’s World Cup in Qatar and with Richarlison scoring goals like this, it’s easy to see why.

Sargis Adamyan has scored just a single goal while playing up front for FC Köln this season, as they struggle in the bottom half of the Bundesliga. And if this disaster of a finish from five yards is anything to go by, it’s not hard to see why.

History was made at Ibrox this week as Rangers were knocked out of the Champions League with a record-breaking -20 goal difference, finishing rock bottom of Group A with nil point. Gers forward Alfredo Morelos could have made that total -19 if not for this remarkable moment of ineptitude.

Shaktar’s Danylo Sikan will be grateful that his side’s match at Celtic Park this week will be looked back on as one of the great breakthrough performances from Ukraine’s new young superstar Mykhailo Mudryk and not for his own catastrophic miss. Legends in the making.